THIS IS WONDERFUL!!
It was starting to really get to me, and just when we can no longer wear sweaters. I hate it when that happens.
I have stopped making my way steadily through bags of candy, at least temporarily. One thing that I should mention, and this is a safety warning: Do not buy Crystal Light hard candy. Thinking this would save on calories, I bought a bag of them. These candies have 1/2 of what looks like meant to be a hole like a Life Saver, but the hole only goes half way.
Listen to me when I say that this CAN cause the candy, when you suck on it, to adhere to the roof of your mouth in a manner that feels pretty danged permanent, necessitating you to use your finger to try to break the suction, directly after which the candy will zing to the back of your throat, choking you in an embarrassing manner, should you be unfortunate enough to be in a public place. Maybe even if you are alone in the privacy of your own home. I was at work, and I hate to admit it, but this happened to me several times. It seemed such a waste not to eat it when I already had them right there. So, for what it's worth, beware the Crystal Light hard candy.
In other news, I have had to have a conversation with my youngest baby that included the phrase "No, dear, you cannot start dating when you are 13 years old." I am baffled as to why in the world I would have to say that. If you were thinking the world has gone crazy, I can only say that I think you would be correct. I also would like to note the big sigh of relief from my oldest baby after I uttered this phrase, followed by the words "Why can't all parents be as strict as you?"
Yes.I swear it is the truth. The odds of a child expressing appreciation for the strictness of a parent, at 13 no less, are infinitely small. I am going to have to remember it for a very long time and so have now documented that it does happen.
Who says God doesn't answer prayers????
My only reply was "I have no earthly idea, honey, but all I have in this world that means anything to me is you kids, and you are not going down the wrong path on my watch", said with a smile and a pat on his leg as we drove down the road. It was nothing but the honest truth, and I have the feeling we will be coming back to that conversation again, perhaps several times. I won't go into what else I said but it involved anatomically correct words and my two babies begging me to stop.
It went as well as can be expected.
Any parent worth their salt is relentless. Believe it, know it, live it.