Girl Talk

Conversation between two adult women, both disgusted, one peri-menopausal (me):

Me:  Do you think any adult woman looks at any man as anything other than a child?

Other woman, after significant pause:  "Mormon's"

Hysterical laughter from both of us.

Make of that whatever you will, just don't take it too seriously.  It was just "girl talk" and I would be bereft without it.